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I think this is the second-longest interview I've been waiting on, and my god was it worth it.

Me: "Look at this video clip from this TV show! It references that awesome childhood movie! How cool is that?!"
Coworker: "I was minus ten when that movie came out."
Me: "I... Well... Fuck."

I'm pleased to announce the v1.0.0 release of Hometown, my Mastodon fork! It's up to date with Mastodon v2.9.3, and unique features include:

- Local only posting
- Full support for rendering incoming `Article` posts from federated blogs like Write.As
- "Exclusive" lists that let you follow someone without clogging up your home timeline

For more info, including rationale for each new feature, check out our wiki:

And the release itself is here:

Welp, just booked in paternity leave. Now it feels real.

Someone felt so bad about sending me interview answers late, they sent me a Python script that generates them.


I looked at the kid and said “I love you,” and he said “I know,” and I’ve never been prouder.

Me: “Gah, I can’t beat this boss! It’s too fucking hard! Bloodborne is the worst game ever! I’m nuking my save game and burning my PS4 and never playing this piece of shit ever again!”

Also me: “I beat him! This is the best game ever!”

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy might be my favourite album.

Hello! I'm running a Patreon account for my work on Uses This, if you're at all interested:

Things like this always make me feel weird and awkwarddddddd.

An old lady on the tram called me “boy.”

Still got it.

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We eat bandwidth for breakfast.