I do the stuff on the Internets.
@emma Emma! Would you be interested in doing an interview on usesthis.com?
Happy 11th birthday to Uses This!
Snuggles.
"I already *know* what Bluetooth is," said the five year old, rolling his eyes.
Me: "Come watch me play Assassin's Creed Odyssey! It's so pretty!"Her, dubious: "Okayyyyy."Me: (kills a bear, takes its scrotum.)
I am divorced now.
My interview backlog now reaches into December!
It's a good problem to have, but because technology changes so rapidly, sometimes I have to change the tense in answers!
1111 interviews.
There I was, singing the Scooby-Doo theme song, and my watch lit up and Siri heard it as "you know you're gay," and told me knowledge is good.
A barrel of soap, a bathtub of butter, an entire city.
"How do you eat your dream with your nose?," and other things the toddler asks.
Day 3 of stage 4 lockdown. Daycare shuts tomorrow. They're rebuilding and raising the train line at the end of the street, 24 hours a day.
Someone asked why today's interview was late.
The 10 month old, sitting in on my daily standups, is going to start thinking he has another grandparent called JIRA.
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Got my first interviewee photo in a mask. Good.
Taking on sponsorship for usesthis.com. Feels weird, man.
@qdot You still wanna do a usesthis.com interview?
@phae FYI, the RSS feed still works.
My drug-addicted neighbour set his apartment on fire, so it must be a Monday.
Also, Finnish people have the coolest names.
Just beat Control. What an amazing mindfuck that was.
We eat bandwidth for breakfast.