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@emma Emma! Would you be interested in doing an interview on usesthis.com?

Happy 11th birthday to Uses This!

Snuggles.

"I already *know* what Bluetooth is," said the five year old, rolling his eyes.

Me: "Come watch me play Assassin's Creed Odyssey! It's so pretty!"
Her, dubious: "Okayyyyy."
Me: (kills a bear, takes its scrotum.)

I am divorced now.

My interview backlog now reaches into December!

It's a good problem to have, but because technology changes so rapidly, sometimes I have to change the tense in answers!

1111 interviews.

There I was, singing the Scooby-Doo theme song, and my watch lit up and Siri heard it as "you know you're gay," and told me knowledge is good.

A barrel of soap, a bathtub of butter, an entire city.

"How do you eat your dream with your nose?," and other things the toddler asks.

Day 3 of stage 4 lockdown. Daycare shuts tomorrow. They're rebuilding and raising the train line at the end of the street, 24 hours a day.

Someone asked why today's interview was late.

The 10 month old, sitting in on my daily standups, is going to start thinking he has another grandparent called JIRA.

🤔

Got my first interviewee photo in a mask. Good.

Taking on sponsorship for usesthis.com. Feels weird, man.

@qdot You still wanna do a usesthis.com interview?

@phae FYI, the RSS feed still works.

My drug-addicted neighbour set his apartment on fire, so it must be a Monday.

Also, Finnish people have the coolest names.

Just beat Control. What an amazing mindfuck that was.